t'jerit2, t'lompat tkut mcm tgk hantu!!

elow pmbce2 entry kehormat sekalian..Malam semalam, ak otw nk blik bilik pas mkn2 ngn geng2 ak..skali de r nmpak sorg mamat nie tgh t'jerit2,smbil bckp dgn henpon, lari pusing2 mcm org kne kjar hantu..melilau la mate ak nk cari ape punca ny..mamat 2 still t'jerit2 smbil t'lompat2 mcm org bodoh..org da tgk2.. skali kn..tgk2...ALAHAI...

........asbestos betol...

rupe ny..dye t'jerit2 cm org kne sawan babi tahap sip0t sedut mati bkurap td 2, sbb ader bnde yg dok ikowt dye...nk tw x ape bnde ny?? try r teka.. bnde 2 putih2..kocik2..

...........han.....

haa?? antu?? bkan la..bnde yg wt mamat ngap2 2 kne serang sawan kn, klu korg nk twu..ialah antara creature yg pling baek cgt, mnjew cgt ngn mnusia..KUCING la!!!! K..U..C..I..N..G!!! ala, haiwan yg rmai org dok bela kt umah 2...

owh c0me on la....ngn KucinG pown nk tkut kew??? dye dok ikowt ko bkan ny nk gigit ke, makan ko ke...pkir la cket weyh!! ngn anjing ley lak pgg2, x tkut plak..otak ada letak mana huh?? t'tinggal kt toilet ke hape? 

da lme ak dok perati mnusia2 yg sejenis ngn mamat nie..penakut nk mampos ngn kucing. asl adew org jerit cket jew kt cfe kuza nie(tmpt ak dok lepak on9 mlm2), mst sbb ader kuCing "MonSter" yg mendekati dyorg.. sabo jela..der sekali ak tgk, da kecoh2 jerit2, sawan babi tahap sip0t sedut mati bkurap jap tkejut ngn kucing2 innocent neyh, ader la geng2 dyorg yg bjet brani..ke tnjuk2 brani, angkat kucing 2 mcm agkt ank kucing,(pdhal kucing 2 da besar da, mne ader org agkt kucing besar cm2 weyh) ngn gaye stock mcm geli geleman nk mampos, g lempar kucing 2 kt tong sampah!! HEELLO!!!! 2 bnde hdup seyh yg ko lempar2 2!!!! skali lg, bnde HHIIDUUPP!!!! ape masalah korg huh!! bley x sesape cter kt ak ape act dendam dyorg ngn kuCinG2 neyh..adooyai... xPhm bt0l ak ngn makhluk2 anti kucing neyh..jgn smpai ak naek tgn ngn korg dah r..(heee..mcm la brani)..xtw la ak nk wt cmne...sbr jela..kepade spe2 geng2 yg same spesies ngn makhluk nie n bce entry ak neyh, GTH la weyh!! panas neyh!!

plz la...pkir la cket..pnh kew korg dgr penyakit kucing gila?? huh2? pnah x?? xde kn?? klu dew meh cnie bgtw ak..ak xpnh dgr. pnykit anjing gila adew r..kite da besar..otak ley jalan..pkir la...pkir..pkir..klu da x suke sgt pown, agkt bwk g jauh2..klu da geli geleman nk pgg, mntak tolong spe2 tlg amek kn..jgn la nk jerit, tolong la..jgn layan kucing nie cm sampah lak..dyorg p0wn nk hidup..nk cari makan..phm2 la..kucing nie ade yg mnje, ske perhatian org..ade nk cri makan..klu xnk dyorg kcu sgt, g la makan jauh2, tmpat xdew kuCing kew..kt kutub utara kew..planet zuhal kosong, hape pown tarak..g la!!  kepade yg nk kondem ak, xyah ler..g blik wt kje sndiri lg bgus..

ak x pwas ht, ape ak pkir, ak cakap. babai.

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sape cakap haiwan xde perasaan cinta atau kasih sayang??

sape cakap haiwan xde perasaan cinta atau kasih sayang. tgk dan hayati :)
p/s: mybe adew yg da twu cter nie, ak bwu t'jmpe so ak wt la jd entri..
Seekor burung betina terkapai kapai di atas tanah dengan keadaan tubuh yang luka parah.

Pasangan jantannya membawakan makanan kepada sang betina dengan kasih sayang dan terharu.

Ketika sang jantan sedang memberi makan kepadanya, tak lama kemudian sang betina mati terkulai. Sang jantan sangat rasa terpukul dan berusaha mengangkatnya.

Sang burung jantan akhirnya menyedari bahawa pasangan yang dicintainya telah mati. Ia kemudian “menangis” di hadapan pujaannya yang telah terkulai mati.

Sambil berdiri di samping tubuh sang burung betina, sang jantan kemudian “berteriak” dengan suara yang sangat menyedihkan.

Akhirnya sang burung jantan menyedari bahawa pasangan yang dicintainya telah meninggalkannya dan tak akan hidup kembali bersamanya. Ia berdiri disamping tubuh sang betina dengan sedih dan duka yang mendalam.

Renungilah wahai kawan2,sang burung juga mempunyai cinta yang sejati...
adakah anda semua begitu pada pasangan tersayang? 

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veeerryy funny Public restroom sign!!

no peeking!

where 2 go?

got it?

hold it!

ops!

robo-??-human

Alien?

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more interesting facts!! hahaha...

1.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2.The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

3.Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

4.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

5.A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it.As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!

6.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

7.Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself

8.Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

9.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

10.It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

11.Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet.

12.The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

13.A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

14.Butterflies taste with their feet.

15.Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

16.Starfish don't have brains.

17.Polar bears are left handed.

18.A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

19.An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

20.The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

21.The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

22.Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating

23.Porcupines float in water.

24.Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

25.Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

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reminder to myself..

Life is like a mirror that reflects your bad side.

Especially when it’s unrequited, you get envious, jealous, prejudiced, and resentful.

You have to face all sorts of emotions.

But there’s no reason to find that shameful.

It shows how serious you are.

Oh yeah, do you want me to tell you how to break that mirror?

It’s not anything hard.

Understand the other person. That’s all.

Don’t make any quick judgements.

And don’t let them do the same.

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