veeerryy funny Public restroom sign!!

no peeking!

where 2 go?

got it?

hold it!

ops!

robo-??-human

Alien?

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more interesting facts!! hahaha...

1.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2.The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

3.Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

4.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

5.A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it.As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!

6.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

7.Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself

8.Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

9.Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

10.It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

11.Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet.

12.The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

13.A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

14.Butterflies taste with their feet.

15.Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

16.Starfish don't have brains.

17.Polar bears are left handed.

18.A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

19.An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

20.The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

21.The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

22.Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating

23.Porcupines float in water.

24.Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

25.Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

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50 Interesting facts!!! hahha..larat bce r.

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).

39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

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Facts about Guys that Girls should know!

-Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
-Guys hate other flirts.
-Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
-Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
-Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
-Guys cry!!!
-Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
-When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
-Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
-Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……
-When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”.
-You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
-Guys hate gays!
-Guys love their moms.
-A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
-You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
-If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
-Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
-Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
-Guys are very open about themselves.
-It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
-No guy is bad when he is courting
-Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
-Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….
-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
-A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
-Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
-Guys virtually brag about anything.
-Guys think too much.
-Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
-Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive.
-It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
-When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
-Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……
-Guys don’t really have final decisions.
-When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important!!
-If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
-Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
-Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
-A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
-Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
-Girls who bathe in their perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
-Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
-When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
-When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
-When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
-Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
-You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
-You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
-Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
-Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
-If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
-Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

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durian cake!! where else can u find it..hehehe...

diz durian cake made by my mum special as "hantaran"( a gift from the groom in malay wedding)..hehe..just want to help her promote diz cake..nway, there r no delivery, usually people just call n bo0k..later they'll take it themself..price? ask my mum la..haha..

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JAWATAN KOSONG!

JAWATAN KOSONG!
permohonan adalah dipelawa untuk mengisi kekosongan jawatan;

MAKMUM SOLAT JAMAAH LIMA WAKTU

1) Pendapatan lumayan: 27x ganda pahala x sehari

2) Elaun perjalanan: 1 langkah ke masjid/surau 1 pahala & terhapus 1 dosa

3) Bonus mingguan: khutbah jumaat, kuliah maghrib dan kuliah subuh

4) Kelayakan: beragama islam, baligh, lelaki/perempuan, tiada uzur syarak

5) Hadir temuduga: surau/masjid tmpt kediaman anda waktu subuh, zohor, asar, maghrib dan isya'

6) Tarikh tutup: sebelum mati atau tiba hari kiamat...

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